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What women want funny quotes. The trouble is they are usually married to each other. Scientists have discovered how to use females tongues to produce electricity. Communication through females is still much faster than emails. I think the thing to remember when youre looking for true love.

Im sick of following my dreams man. Gentlemen you cant fight in here. There is passion enmity worship love but no friendship. My mother always used to say.

Men at most differ as heaven and earth but women worst and best as heaven and hell. By oscar wilde god made women beautiful and. God made adam first because he didnt want any advice from eve how to make adam. Dont judge a women from 100 feet away.

My love life is like a piece of swiss cheese. As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter she is perfectly satisfied. Doctors are just the same as lawyers. Zsa zsa gabor america is a land where men govern but women rule.

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Most of its missing and whats there stinks. Wow silence and electricity both obtained simultaneously. To a smart girl men are no problem theyre the answer. Funny sayings about women between men and women there is no friendship possible.

The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.