Today Is My Birthday Quotes Funny

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.

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To me old age is always 15 years older than i am. Age is a number and yours is unlisted. May you live as long as the earth exist. Funny birthday quotes for friends.

After 30 a body has a mind of its own. And now i dont have to respect anyone. A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Happy birthday funny wishes some funny happy birthday wishes and messages you can use in a funny birthday card message to friends or family on their birthday. May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity to me. Great collection of at least 138 of the best funny birthday wishes poems to write in a funny birthday card for that special friend or family member who enjoys humor. I believe you forgot my birthday present last year so now im returning the favor.

May your life be long and useful like a tissue paper so that whenever you unroll a day it always brings you success and victory. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Funny birthday quotes funny quotes for birthdays funny birthday wishes and messages birthday wishes quotes funny birthday messages funny birthday sayings funny inspirational birthday quotes. I will never be an old man.

Discover and share its my birthday quotes funny. I was brought up to respect my elders. Angels are singing the sun is shining today is your birthday and i am celebrating. A man is only as old as the woman he feels.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. I enjoy all year which was passed before with my friends but today i today im going to enjoy my birthday with my husband. You are my angel in heaven. A wise man once said forget about your past you cannot change it.

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