Short Funny New Year Quotes
New years is a harmless annual institution of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks and friendly calls and humbug resolutions new years day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions.
Short funny new year quotes. Wishing you all the best. Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come whispering it will be happier alfred tennyson. Say no to obesity this new year. Here are some more funny new years quotes for you to enjoy wishes that will break a smile out on your face and bring joy to your heart for this new year.
New year wishes for girlfriend. Funny new year wishes for friends. May god bless you with enough motivation to eat less and workout more often. May your dinner be finished before the telemarketers call may your tv play commercials at a low volume and may you be able to balance your checkbook like the irsook like the irs.
Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. I hope you will not spend the first day of the new year sleeping on the couch. Quotes for the new year.

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