Short Funny Birthday Quotes For Me

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest.

Short funny birthday quotes for me. Short funny birthday wishes and quotes how fun is all our memories fun is going to be the moments that we have left to pass although now with the handicap of. To me old age is always 15 years older than i am. May you live as long as the earth exist. Happy birthday to you.

A friend who is always by my side and who love me countless. Youve come to the right place. You are always being asked to do things and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down ts. May your life be long and useful like a tissue paper so that whenever you unroll a day it always brings you success and victory.

Funny birthday wishes for friends some happy funny birthday wishes to send your friends on social media along withsweet and funny happy birthday quotes to include in their birthday card. Check out the list below. I know its your birthday but today is special for me too. I will never be an old man.

But with how lazy i am you will still be left wanting. Happy birthday to someone who is smart gorgeous funny and reminds me a lot of myself from one fabulous chick to another funny birthday wishes. Got cake like everyday my birthday lil wayne the event happened on my birthday. Below are some of the funny birthday quotes.

Happy birthday to you. Today i can write to you with the most beautiful sentences. Congratulations on your special day darling. I love you mummy and wishing a very happy birthday to you and me.

Famous funny birthday quotes. Life would be infinitely better if we could be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. You look like a monkey and you smell like one too childrens birthday song gotta get it even if its in the worse way. Happy birthday to mum you are not just my mum but a good best and special friend whom i share a birthday with.

For all the advances in medicine there is still no cure for the common birthday. You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. I dont remember the date i only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents. Happy birthday to me funny quotes some of the most quotable birthday sayings have been hand picked for our birthday poems web pageswe desire to part these poignant quotes bearing in mind you appropriately that you can choose the one that best suits the sentiment you want to get across.

I want you to know that i will love you today tomorrow and forever in my life.