Sayings Funny Quotes By Famous People

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Sayings funny quotes by famous people. A good speech should be like a womans skirt. Aging happiness and health. People say nothing is impossible but i do. You peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

Too many people spend money they havent earned to buy things they dont want to impress people they dont like. I cant figure it out. I always wanted to be somebody but now i realize i should have been more specific. Here are a few really funny quotes that are different from the others and have stood the test of time.

I never did a days work in my life. If life gives you lemons make some kind of fruity juice. To succeed in life you need three things. Basically entertaining yourself with silly humorous quotes that can bring a big smile on your face is going to have positive impact.

Golf is supposed to be fun but i dont think anything is fun if youre not doing it reasonably well. Looks like youve been missing a lot of work lately. Age is something that doesnt matter unless you are a cheese. Colonel sanders theres no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Many people love reading hilarious quotes. If you think you are too small to make a difference try sleeping with a mosquito reba mcentire. Funny quotes from famous people life and success.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Bob paul wilson and peter ron livingston office space. Considering that the world is not a happy place anymore with. Below are some of the best witty funny quotes by famous people to make you laugh enjoy.

I wouldnt say ive been missing it bob. Although the following quotes by benjamin franklin have some deep emotions luckily these can make you laugh. Man consists of two parts his mind and his body only the body has more fun. Words to live by from famous funny folks.

And suppose you were a member of congress. It was all fun woody allen. A wishbone a backbone and a funny bone aa. Others whenever they go.

Life is like an onion. Long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest. Especially you might like the short funny quotes about friends and wife. Top 13 inspirational funny quotations by benjamin franklin.

Trouble knocked at the door but hearing laughter hurried away. Hilarious funny quotes and sayings by famous people with pictures.