Sarcastic Motivational Quotes

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Sarcastic motivational quotes. When people ask me stupid questions it is my legal obligation to give a sarcastic remark 3. Discover and share sarcastic motivational quotes for work. 101 witty and sarcastic quotes 1. Muscles come and go.

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Between men and women there is no friendship possible. Funny sarcastic quotes about work. I send pointless emails late at night to impress coworkers unknown. Dont take life so seriously it isnt permanent.

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Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.