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Quotes clever best quotes of all time funny. So next time i was at a funeral i poked them and said youre next. Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car. A glass of wine is good for your health the leftover in the bottle is good for your morale anonymous.

My mother always used to say. Friendship is like peeing on yourself. See more ideas about quotes bones funny funny quotes. Ive learned from the bad times and was humbled by the good.

Great examples are the big bang theory two and a half men and friends. If its well done someone can insult you without you even realizing it. Be careful who you call crazy. Gentlemen you cant fight in here.

The older you get the better. I remember i was in math and i saw something that reminded me of this joke. Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em latermitch. Funny quotes on mans best friend a dog teaches a boy fidelity perseverance and to turn around three times before lying down robert benchley humorist.

About our clever quotes. I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say youre next. Quickly bring me a beaker of wine so that i may wet my mind and say something clever aristophanes. Thank you for all of the great life lessons unknown.

Jun 15 2019 explore julee pedersons board clever quotes followed by 281 people on pinterest. I got in trouble. The thing about sarcasm is that it has to be really clever in order to be classy. A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world louis pasteur.

Now is the time to make sure we have the strings of all the balloons we want to keep before they all float away maggie stiefvater. This is the war roompresident merkin muffley peter sellers dr. Many funny tv shows rely on clever one liners and sarcasm to make us laugh. Lots and lots of trouble.

Some of us think its a compliment marilynn dawson. Im sick of following my dreams man. Top 100 funny quotes of all time. I laughed so hard my teacher threatened me to go to the principal.

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