My Love For You Funny Quotes

If you love em at night with their hair full of rollers chances are youre in love.

My love for you funny quotes. My mind works great wonder 365 days a year 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until i met you. I love you like a fat kid loves cake scott adams honesty is the key to a relationship. Murder yes but divorce never. Youre the reason my heart is injured because it fell so hard for you.

I should have asked for a jury. You would look great in anything especially in my bed. I love you and my love for you is true i just hope that you know this as much as i do. Dont feel bad if you see your ex with someone else.

If you love them at night with their hair full of rollers chances are youre in love. Miles davis at the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. 74 if you love em in the morning with their eyes full of crust. I love you without knowing how or when or from where i love you simply without problems or pride.

Because every time i look at you i want to smile unknown. If you can fake that youre in richard jeni love is hiding who you are at all times. If you love them in the morning with their eyes full of crust. In love somehow a mans heart is always either exceeding the speed limit or getting parked in.

If you love em at night with their hair full of rollers chances are youre in love. I was married by a judge. It took a full five minutes lucille ball love is a fire. Its wearing make up to bed and going downstairs to burger king to poop 30 rock it wasnt love at first sight.

Funny love quotes to make you laugh funny quotes about love. I cant do everything but id do anything for you i cant do anything except be in love with you. I like a woman with a head on. 75 my wife mary and i have been married for forty seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce.

I want you and only you john legend. There is never a single moment in this life of mine that i never thought of you i always do. Funny love quotes for her. Youre gonna have to stop being so gorgeous because my heart is about to beat completely out of my chest.

Are you a camera. If you love em in the morning with their eyes full of crust. By living with you i want to learn to love everyone and all species. If i succeed in loving you i will be able to love everyone and all species on earth.

Laugh out loud quotes on love. My love for you will last forever even when you dont have your teeth all of your hair is white you cant hold your bladder youre not sexy anymore and your taste buds no longer work. Through my love for you i want to express my love for the whole cosmos the whole of humanity and all beings.