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Jokes funny success quotes. If at first you dont succeed find out if the loser gets anything. Because it was two tired. Why couldnt the bicycle stand up. Funny success quotesgroup 1.

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1 dont tell all you know. I have a pretty solid sense of joy and respect that irritates people and can irritate me too dave matthews. I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work. All he found were jumper cables so he puts them around his neck like a tie.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. So lets have a look at their funny and inspiring realizations. Success turns a lot of people off. All the things i really like to do are either immoral illegal or fattening.

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Its a shame theyll never meet. I always wanted to be somebody but now i realize i should have been more specific lily tomlin 2. Success didnt spoil me ive always been insufferable. Lady astor to winston churchill madam if you were my wife i would drink it.

My wife accused me of being immature. Did you hear about the italian chef that died. What do you call an 80s synth pop band with a scoop of ice cream. Whats orange and sounds like a parrot.

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