Jerry Seinfeld Quotes On Marriage

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Jerry seinfeld quotes on marriage. There are just two things id need to find out everything i want to know about everyone. Jerry seinfeld married 16 years on trust. I thought it was a marriage. Although scandal tainted the relationship from the start the couple would prove the doubters wrong.

I didnt know every day i would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. Subscribe jerry seinfeld american comedian born on april 29 1954 jerome allen jerry seinfeld is an american comedian actor writer and producer. He is known for playing a semifictional version of himself in the sitcom seinfeld which he co created and co wrote with larry david. My wife loves me wants to trust me but she thinks im fooling around on her in my own home while were in it.

But hes really taken an interest in marriage and family life over the last decade as hes matured and has his own seinfeldian viewpoint on these issues near and dear to our hearts. The most important four words for a successful marriage. Apparently its a musical 2. For marriage to be a success every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom.

Quotations by jerry seinfeld american comedian born april 29 1954. The pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome the whole reason you watch a tv show is because it ends. Share with your friends. The marriage of jerry seinfeld to jessica sklar didnt seem destined for greatness or longevity when their courtship began twenty years ago.

Ill do the dishes anonymous. Marriage has no guarantees. Jerry seinfeld quotes on marriage. Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water.

If thats what youre looking for go live with a car battery erma bombeck american comedian. If i wanted a long boring story with no point to it i have my life. Elaine jerry kramer and george might not have much luck with finding true love and marriage or even a decent date but they definitely try their best.