Funny Quotes About Life In General

Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

Funny quotes about life in general. I want to send this. Elbert hubbard life is as tedious as a twice told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man. Its great when people can find the funny side of a bad situation in life and then share it with other people that are feeling low. Discover and share funny quotes about life in general.

To never get used to the unspeakable violence and the vulgar disparity of life around you. Friendship is like peeing on. Do not take life too seriously. To seek joy in the saddest places.

Without sunday i wouldnt know when to put on the brakes of a hurtling life by byron pulsifer. Woody allen life is just one damned thing after another. Doctors are just the same as lawyers. Funny life quotes in three words i can sum up everything ive learned about life.

William shakespeare nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what hes talking about. I am halfway through my fish burger and i realize i could be eating a slow learner lyndon b. You will never get out of it alive elbert hubbard. To never forget your own insignificance.

The only difference is that lawyers merely rob you whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. Every time you are able to find humor in a difficult situation you win unknown. Life gives people lemons a lot of the time. Tragedy is when i cut my finger.

Life doesnt imitate art it imitates bad television. Were all human arent we. Here are these truly funny quotes about life 1. A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

Funny motivational quotes of the day laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile. This quote reminds us to let lifes obstacles pass us by and not to take anything to heart. How you treat others is how you really feel inside 2. It goes on by robert frost.

To pursue beauty to its lair. When life gives you lemons squirt someone in the eye cathy guisewite. Every human life is worth the same and worth saving. If you want your children to listen try talking softly to someone else.

One day youre the best thing since sliced bread.