Funny But True Quotes About Life

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Funny but true quotes about life. Im sorry if you were right id agree with you. Here we share the best funny life quotes about life and sayings you dont get to choose how youre going to die. I used to be stupid. Now joan baez there are compensations for growing older.

Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to hell. If you dont laugh at jokes you probably laugh at opinions. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant. Necessity is the mother of inventions and girlfriend is the mother of necessities.

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you cant answer. Quotes tagged as funny but true showing 1 30 of 272. Marriagebefore you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they. One is the realization.

There are good days and there are bad days and this is one of them. Everything is funny as long as its happening to somebody else will rogers the odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one erma bombeck lifes disappointments are harder to take if you dont know any swear words bill watterson. Just like everyone else. Do not take life too seriously.

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. You will never get out of it alive. Carroll bryant 3. Desperationdesperation is a necessary ingrediant to learning anything or creating anything.

The grass isnt greener on the other side unless you look over the fence mr. You cant buy love but you can pay heavily for it. I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Short funny true love quotes about lovers girlfriend boyfriend gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

Sometimes i lie awake at night and ask where have i gone wrong. Funny but true quotes. He who laughs last just didnt get the joke. You can only decide how youre going to live.

Funny motivational quotes of the day laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile. Everyone has a sense of humor.