Funny Book Quotes

Quotes tagged as funny showing 1 30 of 8165 you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy the best golfer is a black guy the tallest guy in the nba is chinese the swiss hold the americas cup france is accusing the us.

Funny book quotes. If good books did good the world would have been converted long ago. My mother always used to say. This is the war roompresident merkin muffley peter sellers dr. Me talk pretty one day by david sedaris.

A humorist par excellence he can make woody allen appear ham tongued oscar wilde a drag. Funny book quotesgroup 1. Outside of a dog a book is mans best friend. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Read on for more hilarious yearbook quotes. You cant enjoy art or books in a hurry gena showalter. Brandon is the best kid in school everyone loves brandon how do we know. Of arrogance germany doesnt want to go to war and the three most powerful men in america are named bush dick and colin.

Bookworms read in every spare moment and race to finish whatever else theyre doing that day so they can pick up their book where they left off. Im sick of following my dreams man. The temptation when reviewing a david sedaris book is simply to quote liberally and enviously from his endless stock of pithy one liners. The older you get the better.

Inside of a dog its too dark to read. See more ideas about book quotes book humor book worms. You dont have spare time. If plan ktb kill the bas.

Gentlemen you cant fight in here. But youre a book dragon and that means youre a bookworm on steroids. Im just going to ask where theyre going and hook up with em latermitch.