Funny Best Husband Ever Quotes

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Funny best husband ever quotes. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house you can never tell. My husband is my best friend my greatest support my biggest comfort my strongest motivation my truest smile my deepest love my favorite my forever. I love you honey. Love is a fire.

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The joke is on you. Separated from law and justice he is the worst. To hold him is a job. 30 sweet good morning husband messages and quotes.

To catch a husband is an art. At his best man is the noblest of all animals. I love you to bits dear husband. One of the most hilarious husband and wife quotes.

Shell sell my guns for a pittance. I love you regardless of all your shortcomings. My love is like a candle if you forget me i will burn your fking house down. Oh what a privilege.

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