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Cute funny quotes short. The time will. If you ran like your mouth youd be in good shape. The sincerest love is the love of food. 45 best cute short status and quotes.

When my head says i dont care my heart says i do care. So i threw a coconut on his face. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. I am so clever that sometimes i dont understand a single word of what i am saying.

Hope is the heartbeat of the soul. Sometimes i wish i was an octopus so i could slap eight people at once. When my head says im not thinking about her my heart says of course you do. In teaching others we teach ourselves.

Short funny quotes 1. My head and my heart will never cease their endless war. Repeat or copy these quotes out to your friends to make them laugh. Its the people in it who do.

60 short funny motivational quotes. Im not shy. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the fire department usually uses water. Either way these funny christmas quotes are sure to bring good tidings to you and your kin and help get you into the holiday spirit.

Our collection of 28 cool funny quotes witty sayings pun which are short easy to remember but still hilarious. I am the only person in the world i should like to know thoroughly. Age is of no importance unless youre a cheese. My friend thinks he s smart.

If youre hotter than me then that means im cooler than you. Sep 4 2020 explore charlene underwoods board cute funny quotes followed by 2296 people on pinterest. If cinderellas shoe fit perfectly then why did it fall off. It is not love that makes a relationship complicated.

I was christmas shopping and ran. Famous short cute quotes. Read on and opt for some to flaunt on your social networking profiles. Never let your best friends get lonely keep disturbing them.

Here are some cute and hilarious quotes on love which you can share with your special someone and have a laugh together. See more ideas about funny quotes funny bones funny. Short cute status quotes. A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

Here is a collection of such cute and funny quotes and sayings. If you dream it you can do it.