Best Seinfeld Quotes About Life

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Best seinfeld quotes about life. You got anything on the horizon. Seinfeld is of course the best show of all time to quote poppy quite fittingly on this issue theres no debate. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge we want to do a lot of stuff. Im living my life.

Do you have any prospects. I have a sixth sense. Here are just some of the shows best quotes from jerry george elaine and kramer. Grab your morning cup of coffee read them and start to live your life the seinfeld way keep your head up in failure and your head down in success the less you know about a field the better your odds.

Im a fancy boy. My parents didnt want to move to florida but they turned sixty and thats the law jerry seinfeld. Quotations by jerry seinfeld american comedian born april 29 1954. Do you have a job.

If you know what happened in the mets game dont tell me i taped it. Boy these pretzels are makin me thirsty. Do you have a woman. Cheapness is not a sense.

To live is to keep moving. The first episode of long running sitcom seinfeld was broadcast 30 years ago. You know the very fact that you oppose this makes me think im on to something. For those of you who are less fanatical about it than i am which is a bit disappointing as an aside you might not realize that it serves as an incredibly accurate blueprint of human behavior.

What you call wasting i call living. Share with your friends. The best of seinfeld quotes. Youre wasting your life.

To me if life boils down to one thing its movement. Theyre like the mafia they can take anything they want jerry seinfeld.