Best Funny Quotes About Life

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Best funny quotes about life. Math mental abuse to humans 4. I walk around like everything is fine but deep down inside my shoe my sock is. One day youre the best thing since sliced bread. Dont go around saying the world owes you a living.

Book by mark twain 1983. A lesson or a blessing 4. The most dangerous phrase in any language is weve always done it this way 4. Im not rude i just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking 3.

Build a man a fire and hell be warm for an hour. Life is what happens when youre busy making other plans. Theres always a reason. With so much humor in the world weve collected some hilarious life quotes from a wide range of famous writers celebrities and thinkers from over the last couple of centuries and beyond.

Lord please give me patience because if you give me strength ill need bail money too 2. Mark twain selected writings of an american skeptic. Just call it human rights anyone should have. Funny quotes about life.

Every time you are able to find humor in a difficult situation you win unknown. The people are fucked. Funny sayings with pictures never stop learning because life never stops teaching 2. Wise people learn when they can.

The world owes you nothing. You dont meet people by accident. Why would there be gay rights. 75 best funny quotes life and funny sayings 1.

65 best funny quotes life and funny sayings 1. The planet is fine. From the movie ed tv. Then everything bothered me.

The purpose of our lives is to be happy. George carlin on planets and people. My theory is that the hardest work anyone does in life is to appear normal. Get busy living or get busy dying.

Check out our full collection of life quotes. This is a list of the funniest life quotes we could find from johnny carson to kurt cobain. One day i was born. Funny quotes about lifes ups and downs.

Funny motivational quotes of the day laughter is the best medicine in life and these funny inspirational quotes and sayings are guaranteed to brighten your day by putting a smile. The mind replays what the heart cant delete 2. I disagree with the term gay rights.