40th Birthday Quotes Female Funny

If we survive long enough we are revered rather like an old building.

40th birthday quotes female funny. A woman that has got it together is one that not only knows what you want for her birthday but she already knows what she is going to exchange it for tomorrow. By now youve probably got a fairly good grasp on who you are. You might be staring down your 40th birthday like its the barrel of a gun but turning the big 4 0 shouldnt be all doom and gloom. The key to being a young 40 is having friends much older than you are.

Melanie white by your 40s you dont want to be with the cool people. If life really begins on your 40th birthday its because thats when women finally get it the guts to take back their lives. Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty james thurber middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle bob hope at 40 you sing along with the elevator music unknown this wine is forty years old. Cute sayings turning 40.

35 best funny 40th birthday quotessending birthday introductions has actually ended up being a required tradition these days. Funny 40th birthday quotes group 5. The next thirty supply the commentary. It can be hard to find the ideal birthday celebration dream for the special birthday child or woman particularly with so numerous choices.

Happy funny birthday wishes and quotes. But so do fallen arches rheumatism faulty eyesight and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three or four times. We dont understand life any better at forty than at twenty but we know it and admit it. Life begins on your 40th birthday.

If that person is very susceptible and at the same time catholic we recommend that you do not use funny birthday quotes and opt for these christian birthday wishes which is more in line with this type of birthday person. Pamela druckerman if youre 40 and slowing down isnt an option you might want to think twice about making u turns. Forty years old the halfway point between diapers and depends. The key to being a young 40 is having friends much older than you are.

It certainly doesnt show its age cicero. Funny 40th birthday quotesthis collection is about funny 40th birthday quoteswishesmessages and sayingsetc. The first forty years of life give us the text. You want to be with your people.

When i passed forty i dropped pretense cause men like women who got some sense.